... [Evading all the references to murder gets more complicated after this point.]
After some... introductions. We were informed that what we remembered was a farce. The memories of our time together had been taken from us and were being held above our heads like a carrot on a stick for...
...reasons most nefarious in nature.
Some were tempted by this illustrious sinful fruit borne of the tree of knowledge-- but their efforts were in vain and ended in most heart-aching failure.
2/... maybe four
After some... introductions. We were informed that what we remembered was a farce. The memories of our time together had been taken from us and were being held above our heads like a carrot on a stick for...
...reasons most nefarious in nature.
Some were tempted by this illustrious sinful fruit borne of the tree of knowledge-- but their efforts were in vain and ended in most heart-aching failure.