oh my god dont frame it like its the fuckin apple of knowledge or something you kinda already went there by referring to toilet paper as what you use to remove your shit sins
how many shit sin tubes for a minute of monologuing
Even if you were the deity of the paperboard cores once sheathed within the bindings of perforated paper who could create them at will, I would not accept them!
[He made the description even more obtuse just for you Dave.]
[DON'T DO THIS GUNDAM, RIGHT WHEN DAVE WAS STARTING TO GET INVESTED.]
what the fuck dude you cant pull back on a deal in the middle of the negotiating thats not how these agreements work we were finally gettin around to a mutual understanding here dont you want your hamster valhalla tubes dont your hamsters want tubes to crawl around and squeak in
[caterwauling!!!!!! Dave was just making sure he got his point across. ...... he was just insisting on getting his point across.]
yeah alright i can do that gonna need a little time to put this deal together though just like i dunno practice your monologuing for a while ill make sure the hamsters have plenty of tubes to crawl around in
[yeah, Dave's just gonna be toilet papering the entire fucking fourth floor in his quest to acquire enough empty tubes. have fun with that when yous top by later, Gundam!]
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dont frame it like its the fuckin apple of knowledge or something
you kinda already went there by referring to toilet paper as what you use to remove your shit sins
how many shit sin tubes for a minute of monologuing
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BUT NOT NOW.]
I henceforth rescind any need of your offerings!
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what
what did i say
im gonna give you the toilet paper tubes isnt that what you wanted
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Even if you were the deity of the paperboard cores once sheathed within the bindings of perforated paper who could create them at will, I would not accept them!
[He made the description even more obtuse just for you Dave.]
You are not fit to know how an Overlord lives!
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what the fuck dude
you cant pull back on a deal in the middle of the negotiating
thats not how these agreements work
we were finally gettin around to a mutual understanding here
dont you want your hamster valhalla tubes
dont your hamsters want tubes to crawl around and squeak in
1/2
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Cease your incessant caterwauling!
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Descend to my domain with the offering before I think better of it.
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yeah alright i can do that
gonna need a little time to put this deal together though
just like
i dunno
practice your monologuing for a while
ill make sure the hamsters have plenty of tubes to crawl around in
[yeah, Dave's just gonna be toilet papering the entire fucking fourth floor in his quest to acquire enough empty tubes. have fun with that when yous top by later, Gundam!]