[He might have a boyfriend, but does that really make him gay? Don't answer that, he's definitely gay.]

Nah, man, you don't cook the potato, you let it sit in a jar of water with toothpicks holding it up.

[It's not a rite, it's the only B he's ever gotten in science.

The elevator door opens, giving way to the familiar scene of a still-TP'ed hall. Is anyone ever going to fix that? Probably not.]

And then after a while, it starts growing roots and a buncha sprouts come outta it like giant beanstalks. It looks hella alien.

[Regular Mark Watney over here.]