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[BAFFLING MANNER OF SPEECH.]
[rude ass cackling hamster man i stg]
hey
just for that im doubling the fine
[you think Dave's bluffing about issuing a citation? he has sticky notes and he's not afraid to use them, Gundam.]
[rude ass cackling hamster man i stg]
hey
just for that im doubling the fine
[you think Dave's bluffing about issuing a citation? he has sticky notes and he's not afraid to use them, Gundam.]
[Dave's turn to ask this question:]
was that supposed to be a threat
whatre you gonna do exactly
was that supposed to be a threat
whatre you gonna do exactly
[HE'S VERY MUCH AN EMBARRASSING HUMAN FROM EVERY ANGLE.
But that's a digression.]
Yeah man you're definitely something special I ain't ever gonna deny that
[God, he's smiling like the world's biggest dork right now.]
Listen
What about a superhero who could shoot ramen out of his fingers like Arachnidman? But the noodles were super strong and they could totally like grapple the shit out of bad guys
But that's a digression.]
Yeah man you're definitely something special I ain't ever gonna deny that
[God, he's smiling like the world's biggest dork right now.]
Listen
What about a superhero who could shoot ramen out of his fingers like Arachnidman? But the noodles were super strong and they could totally like grapple the shit out of bad guys
Wouldn't it be kind of me to let you know in advance... so you don't lay awake every night. Writhing in anticipation of the horrors I could unleash upon you at any moment.
[Hey if you've ever wondered if some people really laugh when they type some form of 'lol' in a text -- Gundam does.]
FUAHAHAHA A HA HA HA!
[Hey if you've ever wondered if some people really laugh when they type some form of 'lol' in a text -- Gundam does.]
FUAHAHAHA A HA HA HA!
Fret not!
As I have said before, I have no intention of ensnaring myself in an eternal rivalry with an immortal being if there is no worthy cause to do so.
My time is far too valuable!
[Although Dave would probably know from Gundam's cackling schedule -- the Supreme Overlord of Ice spends a lot of time in the thirteenth portal of the third plane of existence.]
As I have said before, I have no intention of ensnaring myself in an eternal rivalry with an immortal being if there is no worthy cause to do so.
My time is far too valuable!
[Although Dave would probably know from Gundam's cackling schedule -- the Supreme Overlord of Ice spends a lot of time in the thirteenth portal of the third plane of existence.]
Edited (i can't remember every dumb thing gundam says accurately) 2018-08-24 02:49 (UTC)
[Cracks knuckles, let's do this.]
RaMan started out as a quality dude at a nuclear power point. Kind of loserish, didn't have a lot of friends, nerdy, kinda bookish type. Had a real good friend, a girl, out in engineering that he totally had the hots for but never knew how to move it up to the next notch, y'know what I mean? Always kinda sweet, cool sorta dude but absolutely effin' clueless at the romancin' part of wooing and all that shit. Did I mention he like really loved ramen? Cause he really loved ramen. In his spare time he used to be an extreme couponer, those sorta crazy people that walk into a 7i and walk out with 4 slurpees, three whole pizzas, a pack of smokes even though he never touched the shit, and the store owin' him money to take it off their shelves. He thought it kinda made him a super hero, right? Super savings, super saving... same sorta shit. Anyway, one day he was busy clippin' his coupons left and right at work during lunch and the plant had a total meltdown that would later be completely covered up by the shady ass government he lived under. There was some experimental gas that got spread into the air that rearranged the uh
molecules?
Yeah, those things, between himself and the bowl of ramen he was eating. Dude passes out and finds himself woken up 2 years later in a giant test tube filled with chicken broth and he thinks, what the hell, this is great, I'll just eat my way outta this shit. But the evil scientists were running tests on him, and he finds out that NEXT to him, right? Is the same girl that he had fallen for but she looks totally different, like a pure 10/10 vixen just sleepin' in a jar. So of course, he needs to save her, right? So he starts drinking that shit down, findin' it kinda weird that he can breathe underwater but whatever that's not that important, and he goes to punch the window but he's a wet noodle.
Like.
Literal levels of wet noodle here. Arms completely transformed into spindly threds of glutenous goodness. He finds out that he can stretch those noodles, so he does that. He does the thing. The test tube fills up with so much ramen that the entire thing just EXPLODES AND BOOM shatters into a million pieces, so the alarms come off. But the dude's been in a test tube for like, ever, idk did I say 2 years? Something like that, 2 years, yeah, and then the guards come in. And he's nood as shit, still that kinda nerdy guy who was ashamed of his bod, hid behind a computer. But the computer got super soaked and drenched from all the broth he had absorbed, and short circuited. Defense system goes up, machine guns appear in the corners of the walls and start blaring everywhere like PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW, but HAH! dude's made out of ramen. You shoot one part and other noodly muscles just appear outta nowhere.
Saves the girl, they escape, and he has to hide himself from the rest of society. She has no idea what happened that day, but she remembers the gentle touch of a warm human ramen against her, carrying her to safety. She falls in love with RaMan, not knowing it's really always just been the nerd the entire time. And then flash forward to a bunch of crimes and robberies all over the city. He's there, he's kicking ass, and now he's.
He's RaMan.
Couponer by day, noodleman by night.
Whatcha think
RaMan started out as a quality dude at a nuclear power point. Kind of loserish, didn't have a lot of friends, nerdy, kinda bookish type. Had a real good friend, a girl, out in engineering that he totally had the hots for but never knew how to move it up to the next notch, y'know what I mean? Always kinda sweet, cool sorta dude but absolutely effin' clueless at the romancin' part of wooing and all that shit. Did I mention he like really loved ramen? Cause he really loved ramen. In his spare time he used to be an extreme couponer, those sorta crazy people that walk into a 7i and walk out with 4 slurpees, three whole pizzas, a pack of smokes even though he never touched the shit, and the store owin' him money to take it off their shelves. He thought it kinda made him a super hero, right? Super savings, super saving... same sorta shit. Anyway, one day he was busy clippin' his coupons left and right at work during lunch and the plant had a total meltdown that would later be completely covered up by the shady ass government he lived under. There was some experimental gas that got spread into the air that rearranged the uh
molecules?
Yeah, those things, between himself and the bowl of ramen he was eating. Dude passes out and finds himself woken up 2 years later in a giant test tube filled with chicken broth and he thinks, what the hell, this is great, I'll just eat my way outta this shit. But the evil scientists were running tests on him, and he finds out that NEXT to him, right? Is the same girl that he had fallen for but she looks totally different, like a pure 10/10 vixen just sleepin' in a jar. So of course, he needs to save her, right? So he starts drinking that shit down, findin' it kinda weird that he can breathe underwater but whatever that's not that important, and he goes to punch the window but he's a wet noodle.
Like.
Literal levels of wet noodle here. Arms completely transformed into spindly threds of glutenous goodness. He finds out that he can stretch those noodles, so he does that. He does the thing. The test tube fills up with so much ramen that the entire thing just EXPLODES AND BOOM shatters into a million pieces, so the alarms come off. But the dude's been in a test tube for like, ever, idk did I say 2 years? Something like that, 2 years, yeah, and then the guards come in. And he's nood as shit, still that kinda nerdy guy who was ashamed of his bod, hid behind a computer. But the computer got super soaked and drenched from all the broth he had absorbed, and short circuited. Defense system goes up, machine guns appear in the corners of the walls and start blaring everywhere like PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW, but HAH! dude's made out of ramen. You shoot one part and other noodly muscles just appear outta nowhere.
Saves the girl, they escape, and he has to hide himself from the rest of society. She has no idea what happened that day, but she remembers the gentle touch of a warm human ramen against her, carrying her to safety. She falls in love with RaMan, not knowing it's really always just been the nerd the entire time. And then flash forward to a bunch of crimes and robberies all over the city. He's there, he's kicking ass, and now he's.
He's RaMan.
Couponer by day, noodleman by night.
Whatcha think
[oh, he knows all right. and he's 100% going to point it out.]
really
so youre down there concocting some evil shit like
basically every time i hear you fuahahahaing
which is a lot btw
it better be fucking heinous to warrant that kinda rita repulsa laughter
if i ever get to see it im gonna be rating it
really
so youre down there concocting some evil shit like
basically every time i hear you fuahahahaing
which is a lot btw
it better be fucking heinous to warrant that kinda rita repulsa laughter
if i ever get to see it im gonna be rating it
Hm... There is depth to RaMan's development, abilities, and motivations... I am sufficiently entertained.
Yet you have neglected his compatriot. They were both suspended in jars-- she was also being subjected to experimentation!
Clearly she must have been a most treasured friend if he is able to discern that it is her despite her complete change in appearance!
Besides you never specified. Can she shape shift into the Hokkaido fox or the Japanese red fox?
[Someone wildly misinterpreted what vixen meant-- but.]
Yet you have neglected his compatriot. They were both suspended in jars-- she was also being subjected to experimentation!
Clearly she must have been a most treasured friend if he is able to discern that it is her despite her complete change in appearance!
Besides you never specified. Can she shape shift into the Hokkaido fox or the Japanese red fox?
[Someone wildly misinterpreted what vixen meant-- but.]
So you wish to know how an Overlord like myself lives? Kekeke...
Perhaps I shall reveal a portion to you? I am never idle!
[Actually it's been a little difficult to figure out what to do with his time-- when he's not dying of a plague anyways.
If he were home he'd be doing animal research and updating his blog! If he were on Jabberwock Island he'd be trapped in a funhouse starving, but the Dark Queen was interested in collecting his Hope Shards.
Here? Time has seemed like a rather infinite illusion where there never was quite enough stuff one could do to fill the endless voids.
Hm.]
There is a price to be paid for this knowledge, however. Nothing in this world can be obtained without sacrifice.
Perhaps I shall reveal a portion to you? I am never idle!
[Actually it's been a little difficult to figure out what to do with his time-- when he's not dying of a plague anyways.
If he were home he'd be doing animal research and updating his blog! If he were on Jabberwock Island he'd be trapped in a funhouse starving, but the Dark Queen was interested in collecting his Hope Shards.
Here? Time has seemed like a rather infinite illusion where there never was quite enough stuff one could do to fill the endless voids.
Hm.]
There is a price to be paid for this knowledge, however. Nothing in this world can be obtained without sacrifice.
Dude I'm glad you liked it, that was like my magnum opus of character designs and I don't think I can top that even if I tried, like, super goddamn hard.
[NOT THAT... TYPE OF FOXY!?
Does he need to explain the birds and the bees to Gundbro? Wait, that's a bad phrase. He probably knows all about the birds and the bees and bother species' of mating habits.
Ryuji just lets him have this one. It's easier that way.]
Oh my shit
Yeah of course
You totally got it, Hokkaido fox 100%.
[NOT THAT... TYPE OF FOXY!?
Does he need to explain the birds and the bees to Gundbro? Wait, that's a bad phrase. He probably knows all about the birds and the bees and bother species' of mating habits.
Ryuji just lets him have this one. It's easier that way.]
Oh my shit
Yeah of course
You totally got it, Hokkaido fox 100%.
hey you want to meet a cat from a totally different galaxy right
[The police are useless, it's true. They didn't investigate Natsumi's murder beyond a cursory glance. But these are people with talent. The police should be trying to find them! How could an entire class just vanish?!]
Your whole class is trapped there...
[And somehow, someone like me got mixed up in this, too. In the future... after the Project.
His fists clench at his thighs, and he just looks down at the fluffy ball of digicat curled up in his lap. A whole class full of talented students, being forced to kill each other. He can't fathom it. He wants to tell Gundam to give up the joke, but there's just no way he'd joke about this.]
Why... didn't you tell me about this before, Tanaka?
Your whole class is trapped there...
[And somehow, someone like me got mixed up in this, too. In the future... after the Project.
His fists clench at his thighs, and he just looks down at the fluffy ball of digicat curled up in his lap. A whole class full of talented students, being forced to kill each other. He can't fathom it. He wants to tell Gundam to give up the joke, but there's just no way he'd joke about this.]
Why... didn't you tell me about this before, Tanaka?
Whoa!!
[Dude! You startled him?!]
I-I don't have it with me. He belongs to a guy named Ezra Bridger... a friend of mine. He's in room 420, and even if the cat looks weird, you can't tell him that. But... hey.
[A pause, Hajime clearly trying to impress upon Gundam just how important this is.]
He's... it's hard to explain. He was one of the first people to wake up on this station, like me and Ryuji. Then one day he just... vanished into thin air. Literally. It was on camera and everything, I saw it happen. But... he doesn't remember anything about it. I'm kind of worried about him.
[Dude! You startled him?!]
I-I don't have it with me. He belongs to a guy named Ezra Bridger... a friend of mine. He's in room 420, and even if the cat looks weird, you can't tell him that. But... hey.
[A pause, Hajime clearly trying to impress upon Gundam just how important this is.]
He's... it's hard to explain. He was one of the first people to wake up on this station, like me and Ryuji. Then one day he just... vanished into thin air. Literally. It was on camera and everything, I saw it happen. But... he doesn't remember anything about it. I'm kind of worried about him.
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